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The Mechanic

Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.
Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014
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mechanicsburg ohio

A village in which everyone is either a meth head or heroin addict. If you're not you're the target. Pizza shops on every corner, next to your local cornfield.
"I've heard of it I never thought that place really existed." "I heard Mechanicsburg is like a void or blackhole, once you go in you never come out til you die." Mechanicsburg Ohio
by Broke Boy Gucci December 8, 2017
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Farm Mechanic

A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.

Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...

The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.

The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...

A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
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Thump Mechanics

1. The use of force to repair an object. 2 Kicking, punching, a mechanical item to make it work again.
Why would I need a mechanic to fix my car? I just used Thump Mechanics and kicked that bitch until it worked again!
by the2ndflood December 5, 2007
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BioGenetic Mechanics

Utilization of humans visual mind paired with unfiltered access to subconscious for utilization similar to super computer.
Biogenetic mechanics shows you that wasn’t your imagination after all.
by Graveyard Baby March 7, 2020
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The Timepiece Mechanics

The most proggiest assembly of competent musicians ever.
"The Timepiece Mechanics are so prog."
by yogurt3452524 May 18, 2010
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Mechanical Isolation

Mechanical Isolation is just the animal version of Blue Balls. It comes from an animal not being able to smash due to difference in genitalia. (Sidenote: Why are you looking for Biology terms on Urban Dictionary?)
Guy 1: Man, that dolphin's goin' through some Mechanical Isolation.
Guy 2: Sure is. It just needs to get laid.
by The7thComrade January 25, 2019
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