Mason Wasted

The state of being so intoxicated, you have uncontrollable urges to take all of your clothes off, usually in public.

Joe got Mason Wasted and woke up in jail.

by ForDayz December 11, 2010

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Mason

A boy who is Extremely cute, probably tall and lanky-ish, and has a thing for short girls even though it's all the tall girls who like him. He may or may not be a really good singer, and if he is he's most likely a tenor.

Girl: oh I have such a big crush on mason, but he only likes short girls.

by Draco Lucius Malfoy February 14, 2015

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Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."

Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.

by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008

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Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

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