maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011

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maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

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Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018

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Used to describe someone who is a master of being an asshole. Believed to have originated in ancient Rome, because there were a ton of assholes in ancient Rome. Also applicable to extreme cases of dumbassness.

Timmy was driving down Interstate 92 when a didlus maximus cut him off and slammed on their brakes, making the driver the true definition of a cockmuncher

by croikeydilehunter November 4, 2013

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