Mathias

THE BEST PERSON EVER HE IS SOOOOO COOL AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH ALSO PAOLO THINKS HE IS VERY COOL AND GIVES HIM GOOD RANKS

"Mathias is so rad"

by Coolness_Lord November 1, 2021

Mathias

An absolute chad with a massive shlong, but is also nice sometimes

Girl 1: " i want to have premarital relations with Mathias"
Girl 2: " get in line"

by mafecharles April 7, 2022

Mati

Ur local femboy who’s always looking for discord kittens.

“I want a discord kitten!” Said Talid
“Oh ur such a Mati!” Said Oli London

by MatiIsAFemboy September 2, 2022

Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

dirty Mathieu

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

last night i did a dirty Mathieu

by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022

Mathis

Noun. A very fat joint usually smoked in small groups

Anna that is one fat Mathis. Pass that shit my way.

by James R. Billingston November 11, 2010

maryism

a new political platform:

Pro-Contraception
Pro-Suicide
Pro-Cannibalism
Pro-Euthanasia
Pro-Abortion
Pro-Gay Marriage
Pro-Poligamy
Pro-Anarchy
Pro-Atheism
Pro-Internationalism

Anti-Racism
Anti-Homophobia
Anti-Obesity
Anti-Celibacy
Anti-Bush
Anti-War
Anti-Stupidity
Anti-Catholocism
Anti-Incest
Anti-Mississippi

"i hate bush so much, i am such a maryist."

by sexay laday May 1, 2004