tomasi matapula

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.

*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".

by Idkwya December 10, 2013

Hakuna Matata

"No Worries" if you're Swahili.
"Fuck it" if you're a true american.

- I almost killed someone yesterday, what should i do?
- Hakuna Matata.

by NotTavishDeGroot November 23, 2016

HAKUNA MATATA

A name for a wannabe cool kid. Aka a loser. People with this name or emotinally saddened.

Look at that hakuna matata, he’s wearing joggers.

by Jaert3Ne February 17, 2018

Hakuna Matada

A song which was written for an animation movie. Lion king's legend word.

Hakuna Matada Hakuna Matada

by Mxck8 April 26, 2018

Hakuna Matata

It means no worries which translates to fuck it :)

Jhon:oh no i got a 40 on my exam...oh we'll Hakuna Matatata

by Cassandra1709 November 10, 2018

Hakuna matata

A phrase widely introduced and ingrained in our childrems subconsciouses that translates roughly to the slang term, "fuck it".

I have so much homework to do so Hakuna matata.

by SladeTheRobber January 5, 2019

Hakuna Matata

It means not worries you uncultured swine.

“Hakuna matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days” dummy

by Uncultured.intellect March 11, 2019