masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011

angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

by walace March 20, 2007

masterbration

To celebrate by masterbating

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration

by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016

maaterbate

Where you look at tow mater pics

I just maaterbateed today

by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011