MashedDong

When your dad takes a sledgehammer to your gargantuas cock and it leaves you with nothing at all in your cock region

Dad I swear to fuck if you MashedDong me I will beat the fuck out of your wife.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

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masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.

"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."

by Yer July 23, 2008

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mahedre means a nice young lady who is very very honest about what she says to people and she is caring pretty as fuck her edges are laid and her hair is cute. she is slim but kinda thick. her horoscope is an Aquarius .and her mahedre means mom in Spanish

hey "mahedre" nice hair

by mahedre March 19, 2019

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masheen

a weapon and or firearm

“yo fam im pulling up with the masheen

by idkisaacccc January 1, 2023

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Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

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