Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

Marcion

Somebody who cheats and will beg to get back with you he’s a year younger than you but he’s still a bitch

Boy1:Hey you heard about Marcion?

Boy2: No Why?

Boy1:he cheated on his Girlfriend

by Ja’meil December 8, 2023

marcion

a very cool boy that thinks he’s all that and is a very nice and chill person but can also be a bop sometimes

hes a marcion

by lovemillyyy June 3, 2024

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

marathon song

an fnf song that has multiple characters and spans at least five minutes, can have a near infinite amount of time

I just released a new marathon song about Birbo's Fun Math School.

by BaldiEnjoyer2310 December 8, 2024

Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.

My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025