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Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.
Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip
by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019
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Miracle

A mean insensitive bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else. But sometimes she loves boys who are the opposite of her. She has amazing brains but she used them on something else. She is pretty and has no more flaws than 2.
HI:Miracle Sup
Can you lift 10 lbs

Yeah even 20
by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019
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miracle bud

When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.
“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”
by BigusDongus445 September 6, 2019
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Miracle

Miracle- a shaggy ass booty bitch she know here couchi stink inside and out and it be burning u say imma hoe at least my couchi don't stink
Miracle aka nightmare can u take a fucking shower😂
by Maylasia Hawkawns October 26, 2019
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miracle whip

A miracle whip is a skate board trick where mid air you grab the board above you head and do a flip. This trick is commonly known in the game skate 3
'you dude, sick miracle whip
by Fxme March 27, 2020
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manacle

A man who is shorter than average but has a fitt, muscled figure to balance his ridiculous height. No, it is most definitely not manlett, it is manacle.
I feel bad for these tiny men, having to struggle through life. These men should either get their bodies extended artificially or should try taking growth pills. Hope it will help those unfortunate poor little creatures of a man.
That's a manacle. He's so short and muscled at the same time!
by lilaiana April 16, 2020
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Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
by Lone15 April 17, 2020
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