Mankin'

(v)To seek and fornicate with fat, gross and/or filthy females. syn...Hogging.

It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.

by MK November 5, 2004

manshit

When two or more males are stuck in a seemingly homophobic situation.. the phrase "This isn't gay shit... this is manshit!" can be used to effectively diffuse the situation and regain equilibrium in masculinity.

A bunch of dudes are taking a group photo, and hugging each other in a suspicious manner.

Dude taking the photo: Damn this is some gay shit.

Other Dude: This isn't gay shit... this is manshit!

by Jericurls Jenkins April 15, 2008

mansfield

Mansfield: To constanly leave work early with the excuse that you need to go to the doctors. I.E. Another form of skiving.

Employee 1: I'm fed up with work I'm gonna 'go to the doctors'
Employee 2: So you're doing a mansfield then?

by Angry Spartacus April 19, 2011

Manking

Disgusting, revolting, minging, buzzing

I can't believe that video in Biology it was manking!

by WElsh gal December 9, 2009

Mankini

A mans underwear shaped as a women's bikini bottom

My dad wears mankini's.

by yumyumiwantyourdinoooo October 17, 2011

this is manshit

Have you ever found yourself in a questionable homosexual situation? Does your homophobia prevent you from hanging out with friends for some quality male bonding? Fear no more because, “This isn’t gay shit… THIS IS MAN SHIT.”

Dude1: Dude! Give me a hug bro!

Dude2: Awww..that's some gay shit.

Dude1: This isn't gays shit... this is manshit!

by Jericurls Jenkins April 15, 2008

mankind

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

He is responsible for the downfall of mankind.

by Matt Patterson January 18, 2004