Manifest Density

The belief or doctrine that it is Americans' inherent right to consume massive quantities of food, expanding their waistlines from coast to coast.

If anyone questions why so many Americans are ginormously fat, simply refer them to the doctrine of Manifest Density.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

by nocturnal June 25, 2006

Maintenance Poop

The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.

I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought a maintenance poop would be a good idea since I have a meeting coming up.

by Lumbertrap September 18, 2015

manatee

a girl that is really fat and swims

Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!

by Emily's friend November 19, 2004

high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

I am not high maintenance

by John March 22, 2004

Maniser

A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.

Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.

by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010

manateetoe

Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.

Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.

by Cooper January 5, 2005