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The Manchester College

A college for people who have achieved less than 5 GCSE's or non at all. And people screwing so badly that they have to do crappy functional skills. Holding them back more longer at this crap college.
The Manchester College is a college based in Manchester OBVIOUSLY
by Jose Khan January 4, 2016
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Manchester

A girl with an especially small rack is known as a Manchester (Man-Chester) especially if her chest has no curves or definition. Keira Knightley is the most famous example of this.
Mike: I gotta give you props on your new chick, she is kinda fine, but she's a bit of a manchester.

Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!
by darkest_light January 2, 2010
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Manchester

Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.

-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.

-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?

-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.

-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
by sukadog May 13, 2011
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manjesterious

Manjesterious is a word used to describe the attributes and qualities of a woman that sexually excites a man. Qualities such as breast size, buttocks size, hip width, thighs, legs, and lips. Attributes include blowjobs, anal, and other porn-star like traits.
That girl over there has manjesterious vibes.
by NP Lengends and Folklore March 9, 2022
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Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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Manchester

Other Word for smooth, clean or slick.
-Omg his clothes are so Manchester

-Holy shit that Dude is fucking Manchester

-Oh yeah, just look at him
by Pappa Nord January 31, 2017
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Manchester4life

If you are looking this up you have been warned. If you come in contact with this 'creature' please tell local authorities. Has 3 chromosomes and can't platinum a single game, despite cheat book. Be warned
Manchester4life! Let me watch my Pretty Little Liars!
Noooooooooooooooooo!
by Rorski uni un unus June 6, 2017
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