macedon

A dope ass little town other than the fact that it is in new york

I live in macedon

by don't worry about it February 19, 2018

MacDiver

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my vibrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

by Another Will and Clint Production June 29, 2006

macademic

once i said i hated macadamias
and one of my friends replied: that sounds macademic
so now it's a word
meaning: academic x macadamia pun
used specifically for situations where someone says "macadamia"

that is so macademic - one of my friends

by lonelyraincloud46 September 6, 2021

fair-mace

Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.

Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."

by mdog65 December 17, 2004

man mace

when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.

john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."

bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"

by pony raptor September 14, 2010

Mace

To "mace" somethign, is to steal it from somebody else, usually against the law.

A fair mace however, is completely legal and cannot be solved in a juditional court.

A fair mace only occurs when the person owning the product does not see the product in question getting "maced".

"Dude, you stole my chair!"
"Can't argue with a fair mace my friend"
"Thats true. I'll go sit on this spike."

by edude77 November 25, 2004

macedonia

A bulgarian province.

wattafak is Macedonia?
a bulgarian province, man, full of gypsies tho

by Helekko July 3, 2009