mastic/montgomery

one of the hoods on longisland winedance and brentwood are the other two and bellport also these are the ghetto oarts of longisland pot smoken weed sellen drive bys and shoot ups to.

i wanna go to mastic to egt good drugs but i dont wanna be shoot at.

by bob dole May 13, 2005

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014

masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

by jimbolinni May 13, 2005

Club Mystique

An underage club and a center of the Hockessin wigger community. A lethal trap for the unsuspecting nonwigger.

"Yo, I got in a knifefight at Mystique the other day. I wasn't havin that shit, so straight busted a gat on the fool"-Probably said by a white person.

by Dunny May 13, 2005

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

mystical interlude

Used by Baby Boomers to replace "senior moment". It has a softer feeling than senior moment. Also- MI

Wait, I almost have the word I'm looking for. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm having a .....Mystical Interlude.......... and just can't come up with it.

by Sues January 4, 2008