musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Musty

Exceptionally beautiful girl - extra EXTRA beautiful if they’re name starts with an M or ends with an A.

“I’m sorry for what I said you are quite musty and leng babes.” Says Timmy the Turtle.

by Unknown FJIPPY2DRIPPY June 13, 2021

Musty

A Rocket League god who doesn't take showers and doesn't know what sunlight is

Damn! I wish I could be as good as Musty.

by McStinkyNut May 12, 2021

ONM(musty)

Similar to the ONJ(jee) one however Musty is known as the "mystical one" the title going against Jee's "magical one". Both are from the same lore/universe but ONM has a deeper meaning. Unlike ONG you're swearing on the mystical one himself. But you're also swearing on his WD40. Musty uses WD40 as a form of moisturizer. This is usually followed with the gif "ONM(musty)" gif which consists of WD40.

Person A: "Bro icl, you could be lyin so hard rn."

Person B "Trust, ONM(musty) im not lying."

by anonymous August 17, 2024

Musty Gusty

When you just finished having sex after taking a shit and didn't wipe. So your ass crack is very slimy and you decide to fart on your partner.

My stomach was rumbling after round 2 of sex and I ended up letting out a musty gusty.

by WorId September 5, 2025

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025