Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*

Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

molester-molester

someone who is attracted to child molesters and/or molests child molesters

I'm glad that Sabrina's a molester-molester, as there some guy who hurt my sister and i want to avenge my sister's soul.
Homeboy is molester-molester so Jeffrey (a child molester) better run.

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

molester-molester-molester

someone who molests those who molest child molesters (aka molester-molesters)

I hope the moletser-molester doesn't get caught by a molester-molester-molester

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Molestation

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.

It's molestation of the highest order if you are being molested and the FBI are laughing at you.

by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist

bob gray a man who loves fucking kids formally known as pennywise used to be called pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist he has a knack for kidnapping kids and skinning them before injecting his clown dick inside them

duck and cover kiddos *unzips pants and claps kids*
AHHHH ITS PENNYWISE THE DANCING CHILD MOLESTING RAPIST

HEHEHEHEH LET ME RAPE YOU pennywise the child molesting rapist proceeded to skin them and do what ykw look in the first bit of this stupid fucking definition

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 9, 2025