mint.tea.ok

MINTY IS THE GREATEST, THEY HAVE THE BEST CONTENT AND THEY ARE VERY HOT AND SEXY I WILL MERRY THEM!!!!! (they also love shinjisucks)

mint.tea.ok is god.

by NOTshinjisucks February 22, 2021

mint chocolate chip

when a guy shits in a girls mouth, adds minty toothpaste for flavor, and then makes out with her!

Ray gave his girlfriend a mint chocolate chip last night.

by Anna Rexic696969 May 11, 2006

mint penis

when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside.

chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle

by dudy dudy May 13, 2008

Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Mint Cunt

The tuna smeared face of a man who cant get a real job or a womenly girlfriend.

Mint Cunt Works in the kitchen of Dilworth School, his girlfriend is a 500 pound Maori bitch who finger fucks the chicken before serving it. This due has no life.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Mint Goatee

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.

"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"

by deadbreast April 25, 2009

Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

Inserting mint ice cream into the rectum of your partner with the intention of committing anal sex.

Why does it smell so minty when you fart?
Billy gave me a Mint Chocolate Ice Cream last night.
How was it?
Cold!

by AlnisPat March 4, 2016