by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010
Get the Sarah Palin MILF mug.An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.
"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"
"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"
"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"
"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"
"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"
by Wangdalf January 30, 2008
Get the MILF scouting mug.A commonly-used internet acronym/slang that stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fly". This is an inspirational acronym commonly compared to "Dream Big"
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by Dave May 28, 2003
Get the Milf mug.The shelf life of a Milf; How long a Milf will remain a Milf, given unchanging environmental conditions.
1) Dude, you're mom's hot. I would have thought that by her age, she'd be a crone, but she's still got about a 3 year milf-life.
2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.
2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.
by M Digga September 12, 2008
Get the Milf-life mug.The very last pick in Little League Baseball draft. Usually plays right field and would NEVER be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his Mom is a MILF. Only redeeming quality: his Mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).
Coach 1- GADZ- that fielder of yours couldn't catch a cold...much less a pop up or a line drive. He must have some hidden talent.
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?
by MiMimmmmmm May 24, 2010
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