meth fag

A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.

I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023

Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else

Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it

by thatsmethman October 22, 2020

Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.

I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.

by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021

iso meth

Meth look alike or twin but in the end you just ain't feeling it😞

Did some iso meth vs the normal hookup now I'm sad n I have no clue why?!!!

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.

There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.

by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022

meth stutter

The act of tripping over your words, or stuttering

hey nice meth stutter there, chief!

by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006

METHED UP

THE CONDITION OF BEING SO STUNG OUT THAT THE IDEA OF SELF GROOMING HAS BEEN LOST AND REPLACED WITH INSATIABLE URGE TO FIND THE BUGS THAT CRAWLING AROUND UNDER YOUR SKIN BY BURROWING HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
OR AN IDEA SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FORMED ON A METH BINGE.

MAN THAT CHICK IS METHED UP.

by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018