Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.

There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.

by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022

meth fag

A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.

I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023

school meth

When you start smoking meth in the bathroom with a bunch of gang members at your school

Donal: yo you got that good good

Martin yea bro I got that school meth

Donal how did you get it

Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower

by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019

Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.

I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.

by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021

Meth freckles

The numerous unsightly sores covering the face of a methamphetamine user.

Hey Becky what are all those scabs on Cimdy's face? Oh those are her meth freckles.

by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016

meth stutter

The act of tripping over your words, or stuttering

hey nice meth stutter there, chief!

by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006

Methed up

An action or the result of an action that is caused by a meth user that's high on methamphetamine.

Bro, did you see the geekers house up the street? It's methed up!

TweekersGeekersMethamphetamine

by J Milluh September 8, 2018