Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.
There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.
by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022
Get the Meth detectivemug. A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.
I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023
Get the meth fagmug. Donal: yo you got that good good
Martin yea bro I got that school meth
Donal how did you get it
Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower
Martin yea bro I got that school meth
Donal how did you get it
Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower
by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019
Get the school methmug. A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.
by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021
Get the Meth-canicmug. by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016
Get the Meth frecklesmug. by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006
Get the meth stuttermug. by J Milluh September 8, 2018
Get the Methed upmug.