mellas

Mellas, a guy who grows gigantic mustaches but can't tie his shoe laces. Mellas wanders the locker room at work with his underwear over his pants screaming " there has to be a better way"!

Holy shit, did you see Matt acting like a mellas?

by waca waca December 23, 2018

Megladon

A huge cock that can't only be found really really deep in the vagina

He stuck his megladon in e last night or

I heard ELI Conners has a megladon

by Kyle Goldstein November 16, 2016

Mela

a term for a bisexual physicslly, but not mentally. Most Likely had a 5 seconds of summer phase, listens to male manipulative music, has an obsession with frogs, cow print, monster and loves to mention taking a women's virginity. Also makes candles and sells clothes/ish on apps.

Hey, did u hear about Amelia?

Yes, she is a mela, we love it.

by j7281826219 February 2, 2021

melad

the fatest person ever to exist on planet earth and he will never feel the touch of a woman

omg melad is so fat and ugly

by minmammaarvacker1337 November 23, 2021

Hayley Mallary

A teenage girl who was born and raised in Georgia. She is now a model/photographer and has started a new business with Kayleigh Fred. She has mid-length brown hair, and is small and short.

Hayley Mallary is sooo amazing.

by twilighterz April 27, 2009

Phantom Mallard

When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.

I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.

by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010

La mela

Spanish for "massive cunt"

My mate lamy went to spain on holidays all the locals were calling him la mela

by Kirton nick July 9, 2020