Mayo Man

person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties

Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week

by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021

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mayo clinic

A euphemism for blowing a load / jerking off.

The patient went to the mayo clinic, which is why his prostate is inflamed.

by ernest_borgnine August 16, 2022

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As you are finishing up intercourse or masturbating, instead of cumming inside or on the girl, or in your hand, you get up and walk over to the nearest trash can and proceed to ejaculate into the trash.

"Yes, Lemme get a number one combo with Extra No Mayo" the customer asks. The underpaid fast food employee sighs and rips off his pants, proceeding to furiously jerk off while aiming at the trash can.

by ohyeamrkrabs August 26, 2019

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Campfire Mayo

Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Jizz

While on a Valentines camping trip in the Brokeback Mountains, Chris realized that Jordan had forgot to pack ketchup for their fundogs. Chris explained his dissatisfaction to Jordan. Jordan simliy claimed that he had packed plenty of Campfire Mayo.

by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018

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