Matthew

A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game

Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him

by Trash67805 September 6, 2021

Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.

OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!

by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022

Matthew

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

by pig on the smelly moon of cats August 30, 2011

Matthew

A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always obsessed with star wars and everything about it. Could tell you which sith lord matches your personality the most if you asked.

Matthew, how have you not defeated Oggdo Bogdo yet???????????????

by matthewisanerd123 November 14, 2020

Matthew

An smart, athletic jerk. Usually really pale.

Wow, did you see that Matthew

by DOGESHADOW13 February 12, 2017