Having sex with yourself
when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
by the only cum man May 12, 2021
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Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.
I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.
Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.
I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.
by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022
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Especially a topic of conversation.
Especially a topic of conversation.
Family guy is a 'masturbating raven' of conversation - two people begin talking, one says something like:
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.
They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.
They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
by Michael Berry, That Guy. December 15, 2008
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Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013
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