Skip to main content

Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!
by the only cum man May 12, 2021
mugGet the Masturbating mug.

masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.
Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.
by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022
mugGet the masturbating on the run mug.

Madturbating

Masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.
"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"
by Themadhasher September 4, 2013
mugGet the Madturbating mug.

Masturbating Raven

The self-gratifying use of something that has been pillaged from another origin.
Especially a topic of conversation.
Family guy is a 'masturbating raven' of conversation - two people begin talking, one says something like:
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.

They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
by Michael Berry, That Guy. December 15, 2008
mugGet the Masturbating Raven mug.

friend masturbating at my house

My 'friend masturbating at my house' and lets me know
by breadhasnotaste January 16, 2017
mugGet the friend masturbating at my house mug.

nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.
Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013
mugGet the nasterbating mug.

Masterbasting

When you come back to the family's house for Thanksgiving and you leave your vibrator at home. Grab that turkey baster and go to TOWN!
Holy S**t! Masterbasting with this turkey gravy is drivin' me crazyyyy!
by Guyfromdc November 23, 2016
mugGet the Masterbasting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email