masterbate

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006

masterbator

Common mispelling of the word masturbator.

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.

by thesg September 19, 2006

Clown Masterbation

Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).

So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation

by ianz. June 6, 2010

mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows

Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.

by ananamous January 9, 2004

Masterwaiting

when you trying to jack off but things keep bothering you causing you to have to cover up and start again.

"dude are you done yet" "ya finally my phone kept ringing i was masterwaiting for a while there"

by misticman March 3, 2011

Masterbate

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterba hysteria

When the number of dicks exceeds the number of chicks in an online chat room or random people chat such as Chatroulette or Omegle.

Whoa bro this chat rooms a masterba hysteria for dicks.

by xiloveb November 2, 2010