It's not what it looks like

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

Josh expelled "It's not what it looks like!" when his girlfriend stormed into his room, only to continue with his obvious relations upon her leaving.

by omAcronAlpha September 9, 2010

Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

by Meatfish January 17, 2014

Screen Looker

Screen looker is someone who spies on their opponents in a split screen multiplayer match. It is used to determine their location, amount of health, and carried weapons. It was an integral part of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark gameplay.

"Hahah. I won again! I can't believe I killed you with a Klobb. If you were a better screen looker, you would have seen me coming up from behind you."

by Dan a man January 9, 2009

Wikipedian Loop

The Wikipedian Loop occurs when the use of Wikipedia to research a particular subject leads to an infinite loop of addiction.

This addiction is characterised by staring transfixed at Wikipedia pages for hours at a time and usually results in varying levels of frustration and distress at the impossibility of ever successfully reading through all the Wikipedia pages currently open without the urge to open even more to linked subjects and thus continue the Loop.

At its climax an infinite number of screens may be open (allowing for your computers capabilities).

See also: Wiki Loop

I got sucked into a Wikipedian Loop man, I was there for like 5 hours, I started on 'Smallpox' and ended up in 'History of Adidas'...I had 26 screens open...luckily the computer crashed or I'd still be there now...

by Marie Penney January 28, 2007

The Kulshan Look

When someone cracks a poor joke/ says something dumb and everyone goes silent they recieve the Kulshan look. It involves the raising of eyebrows and stiffening of jawline. It may also involve a cheeky little finger point.

The name derives from the fact Kulshan gets this look all the time.

Afolabi: Lets follow those girls

*Gavin gives Kulshan look*

Jacob: Haaaa, you just got the Kulshan look..

by jebbster1000 August 30, 2010

look alive

An exclamatory phrase used to urge one to go about whatever task they are working on at a higher speed.

to work faster

Look alive, soldier!

by TheSecretAzNMan July 27, 2005

Loofus

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.

Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.

by boopanije June 3, 2020