Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!

Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!

by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

Da’Lore

To be beautiful, passionate, kind, and loving. Known to always keep it real and stay true to ones self

Da’Lore is a wonderful person to be around because of her personality traits.

by Rewind😊 November 7, 2019

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Julian lohre

A person who has a massive shlong and is super attractive. This person is usually very tall and super fit. He also gets a lot of head

Julian Lohre is very athletic

by Okay thx May 15, 2021

trishfish lore

the most exciting lore ever in all of earth bette rthan fnaf lore tbh

did u hear trishfish lore
eyes is so cool

by lotus3030 January 16, 2022

Coochie lore

All knowledge and myths about coochies

Person 1: hey man do you know much about coochies?

Person 2: Yass queen I know all about coochie lore😍💅

by Snsjdjdjgkgkho January 17, 2022