cock-locked

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.

after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.

by Leebs March 29, 2007

Coronavirus lockdown

Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.

I hated that Coronavirus lockdown.

by CHESS BRO November 24, 2020

your teeth are locked the fuck up

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

by DVBE July 11, 2011

lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

Locked out

To become indecisive and socially awkward; panicky. To become "locked out" of one's head.

"I felt bad for Jenny the other day. She was locked out (of her car) for two hours."

"Sorry I missed the profoundly deep conversation you guys were having. I was locked out (of the house) all night!"

by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013

lockdown

Not being able to crap for long periods of time.

Oh poor jerry he's been on lockdown for a week.

by anonymous!!poop September 10, 2010

Locked On

Being over the top in following rules and regulations.

Riley Beecher shined his boondockers for an hour last night. He is the most locked on Cadet I know.

by STNOLAN November 16, 2009