Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003
Get the Scroll Lockmug. Bob: You out this weekend?
Bill: Nah mate, seeing the mrs!
Bob: Ok mate, well call me monday, see ya later and keep it locked!!
Bill: Aiiggghhht!!
Bill: Nah mate, seeing the mrs!
Bob: Ok mate, well call me monday, see ya later and keep it locked!!
Bill: Aiiggghhht!!
by Mowgli-da-pimp November 19, 2007
Get the keep it lockedmug. a sexual act in which your partner does a handstand behind you facing your backside, while you secure the legs, they pull your penis backward between your legs and start a fellatio while maintaining the handstand and grip
Natch maintained the Lock And Chain on Flint for a full 6 hours immortalizing him in the Guinness book of world records. when quotes the following was said
reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves dick, so no it was second nature for the both of us
reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves dick, so no it was second nature for the both of us
by Lord-Gore March 29, 2010
Get the Lock And Chainmug. "The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
by Circus Freak January 9, 2010
Get the Shit Lockmug. by Megaman Juno February 8, 2008
Get the Lock Boxmug. Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2017
Get the Goldie Locksmug. by wedgie nerd 1 January 29, 2009
Get the head lockmug.