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Listermints

Slang for Listerine Pocket Paks, those paper mints that melt when you put them on your tongue.
After eating his abuela's famous menudo, Juan was in dire need of some Listermints.
by Conley Jones July 4, 2007
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listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.
Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*
by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008
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Literate but Tired

Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.
Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.
by vpbaker July 26, 2010
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liftee

A person who runs a chairlift at the top of or bottom of a ski hill. Most liftees are great people and very friendly. However, some of them are complete pricks who (in front of the whole lift line) feel the need to belittle those who don't know how to use a T-Bar.
by RaraCat February 19, 2014
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Literary Selfie

Autobiography. - synonym

With the ever increasing interest in the "it's all about me" social media, it is only fitting that the written word evolve along with the instant digital imagery subject matter that brought us the word "selfie". Sadly though, as over-used as it is, most online auto-correction scripts still do not recognize "selfie" as a word.
Tell-all books and autobiographies written by a former celebrities are really nothing more than "Literary Selfies" of forgotten personalities.
by Mikeyber August 4, 2014
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literally sobbing

How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing
by GirlwholovesFandomtoomuch February 28, 2017
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Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.
Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.
by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017
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