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Life

Life is for pussies death is a real mans sport
by Slavvymcslavslav February 5, 2020
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Life

Something we will probably never know the answer to, and why it was born.
by I'm definitely not a hacker December 3, 2018
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Life

To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.
4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.
by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017
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Life

That thing we do to pass time until our inevitable demise
I'm bored of life, can I death yet?
by blue glasses May 18, 2016
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Life

The sensation of your consciousness being ripped from the void, and put in a flesh prison to suffer, finding your love or just suffering more without them, eventually seeing them leave or die, back to suffering, live meagerly with the system of capitalism, contemplate communism happening, then realizing it will still be suffering, eventually retire and live happily, still desiring a end.

Finally start dying, just to be saved, then tell them you wanted to die, them putting you into a asylum, suffering more and more and eventually have the sweet release of death, and go into the void.

Just to be ripped from the void, and put in a flesh prison.
''Life sucks.''
by weird eye the science guy July 16, 2018
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Life

Something that most people will end up Hating. Something that ends in death. Something that no one will remember you for, and even if they do, the whole world will be destroyed in 5 billion years.
Person 1: Hey, remember your great-great grandmother's name?

Person 2: Of course not, do you?

Person 1: No.

Me: SEE, NOT EVEN PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY WILL REMEMBER YOU!

Life: something completely meaningless.
by A Person Who Exist s October 23, 2019
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Life

My life is terrible, yet I am still somehow surviving.
by noahnapp June 6, 2018
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