Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011

wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else

I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.

by AdamTexas January 13, 2014

slug licker

Someone who makes out with a lot of people.

Marissa is a slug licker.

by Peedo Feelay February 5, 2014

Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.

Man, that guy was such a floor licker.

by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016

armpit licker

A person who loves licking armpits on a daily basis

Wow! Would you look at Shannon locking them armpits, she must be a really armpit licker

by Wobbleslob July 30, 2016

cave licker

A name given to one who might have receding hair and happens to lick caves.

Oh that bald guy over there, yeah he's definently a cave licker.

by Larry Moreno November 30, 2016

Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016