Ride the Lightning

Awesome album by Metallica. Features great songs like Creeping Death, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the title track, and more. Awesome stuff from Metallica with more goodness to follow...also the name of some stupid indie rock's album that no one cares about that they used to get attention just because they're a bunch of thieving whores.

Ride the Lightning is a terrific album.

Ride the Lightning by Bashe December 31, 2005

Tampa Bay Lightning 

Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs

The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.

Tampa Bay Lightning by Action satisfaction April 16, 2019

Green lightning 

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.

"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"

Green lightning by JonDon November 28, 2012

Brown Lightning 

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

Brown Lightning by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008

kit-lightning

Another slang term used for mephedrone.

safe bruv; got any kit-lighting?

Oh man I was well buzzing last night, that kit-lightning really finished me off.

Im going out to score some kit-lightning.

I took so much kit-lightning I ripped off my scrotum!

kit-lightning by andrewthetripod May 20, 2010

force lightning 

Also known as sith lightning.
A force power in which the user emits blasts of lightning from their fingertips. Only exhibited by the sith in the movies, don't know about the extended universe. Appears to be actually either low amperage due to the fact that it takes a hell of a long time to kill someone with it, or the jedi are capable of resisting its effects and a normal humanoid being would be killed instantly. Favored by the sith lords darth dooku and darth sideous. darths maul and vader did not exhibit this ability. Maul preferring his two ended dong extension and vader preferring the force choke.

darth sideous is so lame, he uses force lightning too much

force lightning by camowolvy May 12, 2011

Dirty Lightning Bolt

Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.

I was so inspired by HP 7.5 I went home and gave Sarah a Dirty Lightning Bolt.

Dirty Lightning Bolt by Clunky_ChemE July 21, 2011