laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

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Layin' thumbtacks

Taking care of business. Doing what you wanted to accomplish and then some. Doing badass things while being a badass.

Douche #1: Dude, what was your Saturday like?

Douche #2: Man, I went to Keira's house and I was totally layin' thumbtacks!

by OMGdude January 11, 2016

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Laziness

The feeling people get when asked to do a specific task or activity. Most common within the names Vanessa and Juan. Ranges from all ages and even animals experience this

My laziness is very high.

by nameless_x September 14, 2016

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The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

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