laying carpet

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.

Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.

by joose206 June 1, 2012

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laiying

A term use in Tokyo for beautiful Chinese girls that go around turning heads (sometimes truncated to lai)

Chen-chi were laiying last night!!

by Lan1979 December 20, 2007

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laying pipe • Laying a cable • Layin • laying up • Laying Brick • laying eggs • Laying in bed • laying low • layin in the cut • layin' the pipe

Lamin

Sexiest guy you will ever meet. Lamin can get with ANY girl, just like that. Aside from that he is also the nicest, most respectable guy one can ever be lucky enough to befriend.

Did you hear about Lamin last night? He went home with two dimes...

by GOATweed July 1, 2011

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LaMinxette

YouTube celebrity

The sexiest girl in the universe.

I log onto youtube and watch LaMinxette's channel every day to fap.

by George McBob May 19, 2009

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Laying Brick

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil

Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

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Laminator

A machine used to apply plastic onto various films, most usually posters to preserve the posters from colour fade and as protection against tearing. Laminating can be done using cold films or thermal films. Thermal films are run at approx 110-130 degrees.

Laminators are also a pain to set up and usually cause minor burns on fingers and backs of hands when using heat shoe machines as it is a metal plate that heats up rather than the roller itself.

Could you put this poster through the laminator to preserve it for me

Holy shit, the fucking laminator just burnt me while I was trying to set it up again.

by Explosive Sushi August 3, 2009

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