Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.

Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!

by Italian Nick November 14, 2011

Methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools

go to methodist ladies College

by Random388 January 3, 2021

spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

by 2004 b. May 16, 2006

Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

ladies

In poker, a pair of queens.

Jose Contreras: I had the ladies, but Ghostface Killah had the American Airlines, so I lost 50 bucks.
Bruce Lee: I wipe my ass with 50 bucks.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

ladi dadi everybody

Military jargon for everybody to join, especially during Physical Training Session. That special someone is out of line, no worries everybody joins in on the fun.

ladi dadi everybody, one person messes up, everybody feels the love.

by The LT Messiha September 10, 2013