lunder

A meal in the late afternoon to substitute for lunch and dinner.

Lunder at 4 pm.

by sak135 March 14, 2009

Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

by Garlic Hummus April 1, 2009

folding laundry

the act of masturbation

When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry.

by alex chase February 2, 2004

flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Chinese Laundromat

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.

Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

by EASYGOINGCOMB June 27, 2011

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009

dirty laundry

A term possibly invented by Don Henley of the Eagles in his song of the same title. Junk news. Gossip. Heresay blown way out of proportion by the news media.

Don: "..Got the bubble headed bleach blond, comes on at 5..she can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye...get the widow on the set..give us dirty laundry."

by psiscott April 26, 2006