Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.

Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".

by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

Ass Laing

A Man Whose Nuts Are At His Ass. He May Also Like Peas, Sugar And / Or Water.

I Was Playing bricket When My Ass Laing Was Kicked In The Ass, He Screamed "OUCH MY NUTS"

by Fatz May 20, 2003

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)

Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long

by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017

Tea leafing

The female version of tea bagging

Yo! Brenda is notorious for tea leafing people at parties!

by Iratehooker June 3, 2017

Avril Lavinge

see poser

Avril lavinge claims to be "punk" but punk is not just a style of music, it is also a lifestyle. She doesnt follow the lifestyle

by damagedroses04 May 12, 2004