a liquid used to lubricate the action of a grenade launcher, allowing it to fire grenades farther and more accurately.
by Asal January 10, 2004
When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.
"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
by t12j19c95 July 20, 2009
A small amount of semen that appears on the eye of the penis during sexual excitement before ejaculation occurs.
I haven't come yet, that's just a bit of pre lube.
by dustydom May 27, 2004
Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube
by Mark is bored June 10, 2007
to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.
by PullMyLever July 17, 2008
verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.
by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004
by Raddest Person Alive October 31, 2008