Lone Wolf

The best adventure gamebook series EVER (now available free online as well!) - you get to be a noble Kai Lord fighting the evil Darklords for the future of the realm of Magnamund. Written by Joe Dever. Actually contain entire species of new monsters not found anywhere else, e.g. giaks, kraan, gourgaz, zlanbeasts, burrowcrawlers, etc.

Lone Wolf rules!!!!!

by Andy April 17, 2004

The Lone Ranger

Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian

Johnny is the lone ranger

by Not gonna happen December 1, 2003

lonely sandwich

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.

Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.

Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.

by otacon33 July 13, 2010

Lone Ranger

The person at the bank who arranges loans.

We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.

by Owen Cash December 8, 2006

lone curl

The lone curl, is the one hanging curl in Damian’s forehead. Its purpose is to not show Damian’s full forehead since the appearance would be absurd.

Damian always has that one lone curl.

by Big Tall D Daddy Damian February 16, 2022

Lonely Hypes

When you are hyped up about a new show or game but you're the only one that has watched or played it.

"Man I'm so pumped for the new season of The Walking Dead"

"Yea I'm still on season 3."

"Damn I think I'm the only one that is all caught up. I got those lonely hypes."

by Alchemaiden January 21, 2021

dumb lonely

When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.

Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”

by MogulMom June 17, 2018