Lolbeans

When you pour cold or warm bake beans into your ass and then shit or fart them out onto another person

Those are some nice lolbeans

by Analcake April 5, 2011

punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

lolly

(lawl-ee) n. A lolly is an underage girl.

Oh man did you see those lolly boobs?

by Chadwic October 23, 2008

Lolly

Lolly is when a Leo and a Molly meet up and have sexual interactions resulting in many leading to believe the two had sex yet the leo disagrees. If a Lolly happens and you find out you hit the jackpot

Did you hear leo and molly hu and now they are daiting #Lolly4lyfe

by Brian_hype_man March 7, 2017

lolb

IM/Text slang for "laughing out loud bitterly."

Similar to "lol," used in text situations where you want to show that you laughed, not in a pleased or amused way, but in a bitter, cynical, depressed, or angry way.

Associated with dry, humorless laughter, or short harsh laughs like "HA!"

Buddy: "did u hear about ur ex? shes in cali! i think shes done half LA already lol"
You: "lolb yeah, shes a whore"

You: "good news: john mccain lost. bad news: barack obama won."
Buddy: "lolb! we r so screwed no matter wut. the usa is broke man"

by terraincognita May 11, 2009

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby

A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.

Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.

by Ron12777 January 18, 2021

lobbygow

A person who goes to an opium den for the specific purpose of bumming opium from other users.

He was a lobbygow who stayed in a perpetual state of delirium.

by Doord127 November 11, 2009