by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.
Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.
Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?
by BehindtheHype May 7, 2010
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This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.
During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.
During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
by penno May 3, 2008
Get the Royal leamington spank mug.Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
"You leking."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
by Anon July 11, 2004
Get the leking mug.When some one tells you a sarcastic remark or comment and you respond in a way that you think is funny/cheeky but does the opposite. It makes you seem weird/humourless/stupid/full of yourself/ a wanna-be etc
Sam: I am so much more talented then her!
Dan: and have you ever been on t.v?
Sam: I model and dance and omg I do soo much work its crazy I am like the next new thing! I am like the greatest people should just love me! bla bla blaa.
Dan: uhh, right.. Stop leafing off.. learn to take a joke.
Dan: and have you ever been on t.v?
Sam: I model and dance and omg I do soo much work its crazy I am like the next new thing! I am like the greatest people should just love me! bla bla blaa.
Dan: uhh, right.. Stop leafing off.. learn to take a joke.
by RedR December 25, 2010
Get the Leafing Off mug.Where a man takes a mechanical pencil lead, insert's it halfway into their urethra while erect then breaks it off, after becoming flaccid he will then bend his dick to break it up further. The end result is a grayish bloody liquid the next time he pisses.
by bing ong January 30, 2022
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I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?
by brmull April 3, 2011
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