Laid back

A descriptive word that refers to a person who is slow to stress about things, prefers to take things at a slow pace and take things in. Can have a positive or negative connotation depending on who you are talking to. You'll find those more high-strung have a significantly more negative understanding of 'laid-back' than most. I.e. notice some of the other UD definitions.

Nothing seems to phase Greg, how is he so laid back?

by Goldencrispynuggets October 24, 2020

Laidzy

The state that one achieves when they wish to get laid by their lady so badly that they become too lazy to do anything else.

My roommate was too laidzy to do the dishes...

by DISHESSUCK October 3, 2016

laidless

A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.

Dude, that Barry, he's so stinky, he's laidless.

by black sheep des March 5, 2009

laizons

1. the contact or connection maintained by communications between units of the armed forces or of any other organization in order to ensure concerted action, cooperation, etc.
2. a person who initiates and maintains such a contact or connection.
3. an illicit sexual relationship.

Stefan acted as a laizons between Lisa and the partygohards

by YOOAAOAOAO FACE April 6, 2009

Laidsh

When a rash appears on your legs causing irritation and itchyness after a sexual experience(s) which can only be put down to aids, for lack of knowledge on sti's

Freddy - "WHY IS THERE A RED SPOTTY RASH ALL OVER MY LEGS?"

George - "Who have you been sleeping with?"

Freddy - "Elton. I doubt its an std! they dont cause leg rash!"

George - "Yeah they do, you have laidsh!"

by Binoggles July 6, 2010

Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018