kiddie kiss

When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, and then promptly receives a kiss from them.

Bro, did you hear John let his girlfriend give him a kiddie kiss?

by Anonymous3304 July 29, 2021

script kiddie

the type of loser that has absolutely no skill and no one likes

holy shit, that script kiddie got destroyed!

by arethereanyfuckinghandlesleft August 23, 2020

Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022

The Kiddie

When a gay guy or tranny tells another person that he or she has any type of desease/std.

Miss thang....euuuwwww gross she gotz the kiddie.

by Lexer May 17, 2007

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Kiddy fiddler

A child violinist

Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren

by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 8, 2021