The only person on Earth who will start every text, Facebook post, or any other written form of communication with Assalamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allahi Wa Barakatuh. No abbreviations.
Friend:
Hey man, whatsup
Mohammad Ammar Khan:
Assalamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allahi Wa Barakatuh. Not much.
Hey man, whatsup
Mohammad Ammar Khan:
Assalamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allahi Wa Barakatuh. Not much.
by fdasfdsafdsafdsa October 17, 2012
I ghengis khan ghengis ghengis khaned that bitch when ..
i mauwed her pussy like an all u can eat buffet/// i called her a bitch right in front of her tits
i mauwed her pussy like an all u can eat buffet/// i called her a bitch right in front of her tits
by dingleberry sam September 16, 2008
Isn't this a synonym for "pillow-biter"
by PM May 07, 2003
I did something dirty (segs)
Im batu khaann(Im bout to cuh)
It means you cuh get out of yo nuts
Im batu khan
Im batu khaann(Im bout to cuh)
It means you cuh get out of yo nuts
Im batu khan
by Xweeb July 27, 2023
Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.
There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy
Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request
Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request
Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
by w,erkmfkdmwqa April 29, 2021
Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
by Neraek May 22, 2021