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bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.
Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!
by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023
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Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
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Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.
Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.
by sf303 October 14, 2016
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A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.
"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
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kettle food

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food
by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021
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