jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Jumping Tina

Another name for a spider

The man screamed as the jumping tina landed on his head.

by Bob Grace June 26, 2005

Line jumping

going in front of someone without their permission.

line jumping is when you are at a amusement park when you've been waiting in line for a fuck load of time, then someone walks past you claiming that their "friend" (what they mean is their gay buddy) is up the line.

this once happened to me, but of course it was Indian family, and if you know them Indians have HUGE family's so i got pushed back about 21 spaces, fucking Indies and then i finally when i get to the ride, it breaks down.

The little roller-coaster that fucking couldn't

by XxOnly_Canadian_OnlinexX December 3, 2013

Jumping State

Jumping State (v): The act of leaving the state you reside in for any number of reasons. Whether it be for vacation, or running away from something.

"I gotta jump state for a while and keep a low profile."
"We're jumping state for a good week."

by Dan732 April 25, 2010

Jumping Fuck

An exclamation of extreme suprise or shock.

JUMPING FUCK! Look at that spider!

by Terence C. September 29, 2005

Jumpin' the couch

Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah

your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch

A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch

by Chris toker July 24, 2008

jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006