jujuflop

From "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" By Douglas Adams. Used primarily by geeks and computer types to describe a screwed up situation/computer.
Also heard as jujuflub.

This computer is jujuflubbed.

After the doc told me i had herpes, the rest of my day was a jujuflop.

by Weaselboy November 23, 2004

JuJuRocs

A narcissistic character of great skill. He was trained in martial arts by Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Charlie Sheen. He has been spotted in the Swiss alps , where researchers tried to subdue him. His ninja styles broke him away. There is one portrait of him that can be found on black and white stickers, usually defacing city and public property. The appearance of the stickers are just as a mystery as much as where Juju is currently located.

Man did you hear the latest Jujurocs story? Nick said he was spotted in South America, surrounded by hungry housewives.

by nicnasty April 29, 2011

American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.

That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.

by Mhunt44 February 25, 2009

ju ju bee

A friend or loved one who is the sweetest, nicest person, no matter what, to everyone. Someone who dosen't have any attitude towards anyone.

You just love to have a laugh with everyone, don't you ju ju bee?

by pointagrigio April 2, 2009

ju ju bee

The greastest boyfriend/ friend anyone can ever. Very funny, nice, sweet. Gives the hottest hugs, kisses ...everything. And is hot.

" Man your guy is such a ju ju bee.."

by pinto bean January 16, 2007

jujudm114

one of my favorite mutuals that sends me the funniest videos...... they stan spongebob too 🥱

omg! user jujudm114 sent me a video, im so excited to check it out1!>!>!

by vnties July 2, 2021

HongKong Pussy with Jujube

a sentence commonly used in Wenzhou, a city in southeast mainland china.
Every wenzhou man's wet dream, It could describe something is really pleasant that appears to be too good to be true,

Guy1: " Hey, Guy from Wenzhou, what's your favorite dish?"
Guy2: " HongKong Pussy with Jujube, I can eat it everyday in my life"

by ILOVEMurica November 15, 2022