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juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.
Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.
by Ben October 31, 2006
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juggalos

A large ball-sucker.
Juggalo: I'z be down wit da klown til i'z dead in da ground.
Me: I don't care if you go down on a clown.
Juggalo: I swing my hatchet biyatch.
Me: But...you suck.
Juggalo: I kill u bitch
Me: *laughs* I have oral herpes. *kisses juggalo* EWW DUDE!
My Friend Joe: Man, you just kissed a fuckkin juggalo! Get this poor bastard to the hospital poste haste!
Me: Aww dude im down wit da klown
Joe: Ahh it's infectious! I'm so sorry I have to do this, but everyone knows you can't let juggalos live. it's rabid and against the law. *stabs*
by shiggledyhigglypuff January 12, 2006
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juggaloism

Juggaloism IS NOT a religion, but simply a way of thought and a creative fictional story. Even juggalos don't believe in juggaloism because in album covers and interviews juggalos say they couldn't do this without god.
In the cover of the ICP album, the amazing jeckel brothers, Insane clown posse talks about the help of god. Juggaloism isn't even mentioned.
by -[SWK]-JeCkEl3692 October 2, 2005
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juggalos

a group of pussys who came together to worship icp and try to convince each other and themself that they are cool. known to wear overpriced icp shirts and win fights by outnumbering 10 to 1.also target the only rapper that sucks more then them to make themselfs look better. lowest form of scum on the face of the earth
sumdood:sup dawg
sumotherdood:shut the fuck up juggalo prick
sumdood:*kills himself*
see faggot, homosexual, douchebag, cocksucker.
by ZeRoOrDiE March 15, 2005
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juggalos

A group of immature individuals who worship ICP. They have no idea about who they are and instead of looking to themselves to find the answer, they look to other juggalos. As a result, they are all alike and any behavioral stereotypes apply. They're largely bitter individuals who consider themselves a family. Guess what, so does the Foot Clan and the KKK. Mostly they have a deep seated need for companionship. They also require attention, ironically enough, from the people who they say can't understand them. Maybe Mommy didn't hung them enough, I don't know. They also perpetuate the evil that is the "dark carnival".
Person A: Look at that poor soul, he's one of the juggalos.
Person B: Yeah, what a miserable existence. I'd like to help him, but we "don't understand" him
by John Bigsby October 4, 2005
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juggalos

Bunch of white boys who want to have their own gang.....
ooh look at me i wear paint
i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown





stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash
by MExIcan April 12, 2005
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juggaloism

Actually it is a real religion. Due to the fact that Juggalos come from all faith backgrounds, it would be difficult to describe the higher power, or God, in a way that would be understood by everyone if we didn't call it the Dark Carnival. The place of happiness and peace in the afterlife is called Shangri-la, the place of punishment and regret is called Hell's Pit.
As with any other religion, Juggaloism sets out guidelines for behavior, such as don't hate on other Juggalos, no domestic violence, racism, things like that. We have our own clergy, religious meetings, and are recognized by the government as a religion. The hatchetman is a valid religious symbol to those who believe in Juggaloism and is therefore protected by religious freedom. We are in no way a cult, because we do not require money or blind obedience from members.
Some of the actions of the Fellowship of Juggalos (a church started for Juggalos), have been the Juggalo Suicide Prevention line, care packages for pregnant Juggalettes, and monetary assistance (out of the clergy's pockets) for members in need.
if a person doesn't claim a faith on their own, but they believe in the Dark Carnival, Shangri-la, and Hell's pit, that's Juggaloism.
by Deacon Select Giggles April 17, 2006
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