Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"

His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!

by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003

Presbyterian joy

NOUN:
1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.

"Shirley stopped whining just long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

joy sticking

To be getting a hand job while your girls behind you while your playing x box 360. while your homie is right next to you

remember. About last night how we were joy sticking lastnight

by Josh mahute July 6, 2010

Joy punch

When you are so excited, that you can't help but punching things around you i.e. the air, a person, a chair, etc.

Lane: "I got so excited, I couldn't help but joy punch."

by Lex_1337 August 17, 2017

The Joy Behar

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

Pureness and Joy

A pure cinnamon roll too pire for this world.

Andrew is the definition of pureness and joy

by Treehuggersupreme October 7, 2017