by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
Get the Almond Joymug. NOUN:
1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.
1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.
"Shirley stopped whining just long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."
by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006
Get the Presbyterian joymug. The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!
by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005
Get the spreading joymug. To be getting a hand job while your girls behind you while your playing x box 360. while your homie is right next to you
by Josh mahute July 6, 2010
Get the joy stickingmug. A solo sex act where a male heats his scrotum with a hair dryer or similar impliment followed by "dropping" in a bowl of ice water to introduce rapid temperature change. This results in the testicles shrinking (shrinkage) and if done properly, a "hands free" ejaculation/masturbation.
Dude! My roomate was trying Joy Dropping and burned his nuts with the hair dryer! That idiot needs a real girlfriend...
by WankDoctor August 14, 2011
Get the Joy Droppingmug. Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes
by Fuckujv November 13, 2019
Get the Joy Vacuummug. Alyma (pronounced Ah-lee-ma) is the name of my baby girl. It means, "A heart that sings and dances." It is a variation of Arabic and Hebrew and further means, "skilled in music and dancing; sea maiden." Her daddy is the Titan King so don't mess with her if you value life!
She was born on the Big Island of Hawaii and every time she smiles, she reminds you that no matter how badly you may be tortured and harassed by perverted thoughts and desires that seek to rob your righteous soul, you will get the last laugh knowing they go eternally mute in the sight of her face. She is the fulfillment of a prophetic promise of hope, justice and freedom, a true "Selah" (like her real mother).
Thank you Christ for this wonderful inspiration, the beauty of your divine rebuke and the secrets of your sovereignty.
She was born on the Big Island of Hawaii and every time she smiles, she reminds you that no matter how badly you may be tortured and harassed by perverted thoughts and desires that seek to rob your righteous soul, you will get the last laugh knowing they go eternally mute in the sight of her face. She is the fulfillment of a prophetic promise of hope, justice and freedom, a true "Selah" (like her real mother).
Thank you Christ for this wonderful inspiration, the beauty of your divine rebuke and the secrets of your sovereignty.
by The Real Mr. A-Z May 5, 2014
Get the Alyma Joymug.